I remember the first time my dad let me watch a George Carlin special on HBO. I’ve tried to used every one of those 7 words at least twice a day ever since. George, thanks for always keeping it real.

Here’s a little of his Bullshit for you all:

Toot Tooot! Join the S.S. Fail Sauce on it’s final voyage. The music just seals the deal, I just ordered it from Amazon.

I have no words for this… really I don’t.


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Hmmm. The Wii Fit is much cheaper then a stripper, if you wife/girlfriend happens to have a great body to begin with. I’m just glad the Wii Fit has a max load of 300 lbs… omg what am i saying….thats just foul.

If only I had a time machine — I’d go back to late 90s just so there wouldn’t be a web 2.0

This happened to me just the other day…oh wait, it didn’t….

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Peekaboo makes some great products and I recently heard they’re working on a Pole Dancing Game for the Wii. I guess we’ll have to wait to see the video for that one! I know for one I can’t wait!

I don’t post much, I don’t care much, I don’t do much… but this made me laugh.

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