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Some things are too terrifying for the general public....
Here is an image of a Smurf. As you can see they are evil incarnate...
Just look at his arched brow. His small protruding tail... or wait, is
that his tail? You decide.
As
you can see even their offspring are evil. Taught from birth to hate mankind,
their young are especially dangerous.
Here
we see a Smurf scheming to destroy Humanity...
There
are some that believe Smurfs are in fact an alien species from another
world. This picture might represent hard evidence of that fact...
Here
is a photograph stolen by an anonymous source. It clearly shows the Earth
Adapted Smurfs working in collaboration with their Alien Fathers to create
a Long Range Missile of some sort... can a Smurf Ballistic Missile be
that far away???
This
enslaved Human is forced to create miniature eavesdropping devices by
her Smurf Masters. She was eventually freed by our tactical forces,
but lost her valiant fight for life, her death an indirect result of
the terrible conditions under which the Smurfs imprisoned her. She was
only twenty-four years old. Have they no shame?
A
Picture of Papa himself. Known for his vicious temper and binge drinking.
He is truly a master of evil...
Another
actual picture of the paragon of villiany...